Heres a very mini update..... A.J. got sent home in episode 5....... :(

its kinda funny.....yet very very sad.....

ohh well doesnt change how my day will be spent tomorrow hehehe.....still got other good contestants....gonna go to sleep now......toodles

Vagina post..........not!!!

Bonjour ppl.....I know my blog isnt really ready yet...but i got lazy so i'll just post anyway.....

Actually i was about to post something with alot of 'vagina' in it...but thanks to a certain tv show.....im scratching that idea.....maybe i'll blog about it another day...maybe never....ohh well.....

Anyway this tv show has really gotten my interest.....what tv show you might ask....well my dearies it none other than Americas Next Top Model Cycle 7!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok now i know some ppl may think its abit gay for me to be sooo into this show.....ppl who actually thinks this way.....pls do me a favour and go freaking kill urself u close minded F-ing morons.....

But to be honest im abit scared to find myself soooooo intrigued by cycle 7......another cycle i was really into was cycle 4....

Anyway after watching the first episode on tv i straight away went and download the rest of the season or cycle as its better known.....its 2.17 am rite now.....i just finished watching the 4th episode.....and the 5th is almost done....thats why im typing this post now.....otherwise i'd most likely be asleep by now....

So why exactly am i sooooo into cycle 7 one might wonder.....well i will tell you......its coz of one of the contestant named A.J. .......OMG i somehow find myself massively attracted to her......for all u gals reading this....try imagining how attracted u r to errrrmmmm Rain......yeaaa i probably feel relatively the same way about this A.J. gal.......

Well i wanna post some pics but i have forgotten how......its been YEARS since i've blogged.....so pardon my stupidity......

Since i have no pics im just gonna try describing A.J. to all u ppl.....well she really has a model built....tall....long neck....nice body.....let me assure all of u that shes not too skinny ;) .....long legs.......medium lenght hair but i guess alot of gals might consider her hair a tad on the short side.....but i think wat really attracts me to her is her goth rocker look......ok i know wat some of u r thinking.....but u r wrong.....its not extreme goth with the insane eyeliners and stuff.....its a very mild goth rock look.....its soooo kfhgfdhgdsfjhdfhkj (sorry cant find the words to express myself there).......

Sighh i guess i miss having a hot sexy goth rock gal getting all naughthy.......armlocking me from the back like shes holding me in a full nelson.......tugging on my hair......and rather violently....errrmmmm i think strongly would be a better word.....'strongly' neckking me.....errrmmm oooook maybe i should stop here.....or maybe save this lil story for another day......but alast thats my old life.....the life of darkevan......life is different now.....although many would argue with me on this......i like my life better now.....thanks to some special ppl who help change me for the better.....ok im getting side tracked here....sorry about that......the changing of life posts will be done another day.....if i ever do it at all that is.....

Anyway episode 5 is done and im gonna go watch it now.....i'll post pics once i learn how.....i soooo know how my day will be spent tomorrow....or rather in the morning later......heres how its gonna go.....i'll be in my "well dressed" sleeping attire....cuddling my "M-pillow".....and watching the rest of Americas Next Top Model cycle 7!!!!!!

As pathetic as that sounds im gonna be enjoying myself....at least until A.J. gets send home :( she didnt win........ohh well......good morning ppl.....synyster one over and out.....

Hellooo hellooo.......blog is still under construction....hhmmm post titles arent showing up.....if anyone could help me with that i would appreciate it......anyway just wanna tell everyone (if any) who checks out this sad case of a blog (for now anyway) to go download the song Golden Skans by Klaxons......awesome song...reminds me of the good old UK alternative music scene back in the 90's.....have relatives over at the moment...gonna go play with my cute nieces....synyster one over and out

Some blogthings

You Would Choose Love

Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it.

Would You Choose Love or Money?

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low. This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships.. It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life. In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.

The Five Variable Love Test

New and improved monkey dandruffs

Hola senors and senoritas.....as you can see monkey dandruff is being reconstructed....please ignore the previous post....it was OBVIOUSLY not done by me......but it was instead done by the ever famous michgorgeous.......stay tuned for some wicked shit....that is if i dont lose interest and abandon this blog again.......toodles~

Lipgloss boy :)


Hehlooo..
It sbeen ages since i updated this blog so heree are some updates. Allegedly.

1) i think Rain is hot
2) i use lipgloss now
3) i drool over hot guys
4) i have a partner
5) i love him alot!
6) i shaved my moustache
7) i like riding monkeys
8) i tell lame jokes
9) i study very hard for exams
10) i'm not gay okay.


XOXO